So I was listening to the Night Vale episode “The Phone Call” and I heard this part again:
"A balaclava-clad man wearing a mitre, cloak, and a giant silver star, and speaking through a vocoder — you know, the man we all believe to be the Sheriff of Night Vale? — announced this morning that all citizens should prepare their town for war."
and I was like what even is a balaclava, so I looked it up
And I looked up what a mitre looks like and
So in conclusion:
This is the Night Vale Sheriff.
This is the leader of the Sheriff’s Secret Police.
wELL THAT’S DEFINITELY ONE WAY TO CATCH THE sNITCH
LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BABU
HE’S TRYING TO MAKE A REFERENCE OMG SO CUTE
How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!
I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN
I KNOW IT CAP
This was based off of a few different posts U u U /unoriginal
But I feel like I just summed up No.6 in one gif.