thegreenwolf:

gallusrostromegalus:

There is a word for the thing the llama is doing. It is the best possible word for this phenomenon.  When an animal moves by moving all four feet like this at once it’s called… PRONKING.

I can’t make stuff like this up.

Okay. I’ve seen various antelope do this. I had NO idea llamas did, too!

vastderp:

pleatedjeans:

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the horror! the horror!

laughing-trees:

carniecopter:

We are not so different.

I love this, we are all just occupying different forms

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows [boredpanda]

Previously: Animals Wearing Dinosaur Costumes

femgermania:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

kouaob:

pajamasecrets:

iamrickyhoover:

poocomesfromfood:

moist-fondling:

me-rcury:

pinsir:

airlock:

ludicrouscupcake:

baconshouldgrowontrees:

You are fucking kidding me

aww its a cute gif of a shark trying to bite but his mouth’s too smAHHHHWHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT OH MY GOD STOP NO STOP STOP STOP

if anybody is interested in being even more scared: these motherfuckers have been found in most oceans around the world and have existed for over 30 million years

The deep ocean is as close to hell as it gets man, this things a fucking nightmare

i’m pretty sure this is a goblin shark and there are far more scarier fish in the ocean and in fresh water rivers and streams.

for example:

tiger fish

vampire fish

basking shark


snakehead fish


and who can forget old mate

ANGLER FISH


even better, the Sarcastic Fringehead  (yes Legit name) (also Known as ‘predator fish’)

Terrifying

my inner aquarium volunteer is screaming (SARCASTIC FRINGEHEADS OGHGHGHHFKgjdfhgJDGH) okay here we go

awww look it’s vampyroteuthis infernalis what a cutie

wait what—

whAT

hi missus footballfish how was your day??

Oh wait shit I forgot ur dead and preserved in formaldehyde that was rude of me sorry u look lovely mrs footballfish

hello i interrupt this scary marine animal showcase to present mr. california sheephead

he was born a girl like all his sisters. but since he had the biggest jaw size of the group

he changed into a dude fish who takes care of his sisters isn’t that so sweet

look at his lumpy ass head tho.

now back to your regularly scheduled scary-ass fish. oh look it’s cookie cutter shark

what big teeth you have—

oh fuck it lights up that’s it i’m out

you’re forgetting

the frilled shark literally a scary ass dinosaur that swallows shit wHOLE

the dragon fish holy shit what that is not a dragon

the goosefish please help me 

do well to remember the deep-sea lizard fish in your nightmares thank u

How is the ocean even real

Don’t forget the lovely Giant Squid

http://reefbuilders.com/files/2013/01/giant-squid-attack.jpg

look at that huge motherfucker

it also regularly fights the sperm whales and often wins, giving those motherfuckers scars

and luckly the Megalodon is extinct or we’d have this piece of shit roaming the waters

http://animalspicwallpaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/megalodon-carcharodon.jpg

yeah that’s right son that thing would’ve eaten Jaws whole

or the lovely Elasmosaurus

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/77/The_Snake-necked_Elasmosaurus.jpg

yeah that was terrifying

or the excalibosaurus

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looks cute and cuddly right

WRONG MOTHERFUCKER THIS THING HAD A CHAINSAW MOUTH

there’s a reason it’s name means “Excalibur’s lizard”

last but not least the kronosaurus

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look how big that fucker’s head was

its terrifyingness is best seen in an artist’s rendition here

http://protecttheword.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/kronosaurus.jpg

named after the fucking king of the titans for a good damn reason

setphaserstojingle:

hebbycakes:

hiddleshabanera:

geekishchic:

lokean-nomad:

dicktoothick:

badgerofshambles:

mrslovett93:

masc0tforfuckups:

onlylolgifs:

Octopus changes colour outside the water

It looks like it’s dying

OH GOD. THAT’S SO FUCKING SCARY.

Waaaaait whoa. Guys. He’s also changing the texture of his skin, along with attempting to match the tone of the ship’s(?) floor.

HE’S TRYING TO BLEND IN.

HE KNOWS HE’S IN DANGER AND HE’S SCARED AND DOESN’T WANT TO BE SEEN.

SHHHHH NO BABY OCTOPUS COME HERE IT’S OKAY <3

We literally have a shape shifting animal with the best camouflage mechanism in nature and nobody thinks that’s the coolest shit like what the fuck we could learn so much from it’s biology everyone needs to get outta my face cause this creature is metal as fuck

There’s one better than this. It’s the cuttlefish. (I watch a lot of animal documentaries, okay?)

No but you have to post a gif of the cuttlefish now. Animal shows are the best shows because nature

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the ninjas of the sea

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y’all see this motherfucker right here?

this is the Indonesian Mimic Octopus.

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This cool little guy can mimic a crab, lionfish, sea snake, flatfish, and jellyfish. He uses these amazing disguise techniques to avoid and deter predators, and also to attract possible meals.

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he is the sneakiest ninja of the sea

daysofxavierspast:

zeelaonmars:

scalestails:

are u fucking kidding me

octopi are just as ridiculous as cats ok

"NOPE".

equestrianfangirlswag:

tastefullyoffensive:

Animated Animal Facts by @mrwhaite [qi]

THE SHEEP THOUGH

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iraffiruse:

Animals derping

REBLOGGING PURELY FOR THE CAT AND THAT FUCKING AIR SHARK HAHAHA

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