Hi I'm Tomano/Tomato and I'm just your average liberal 21-year old Political Science majoring college student. This is a post-whatever-I-feel-like blog so it'll be a bit of a mixed bag but I mainly reblog a lot of Hetalia with a variety of other stuff for added flavor. This blog is occasionally NSFW so be forewarned.
His story goes that he was straight up balls-bad at reading/singing, so much so that during a reading of the kathisma verses on the Feast of the Nativity, another reader had to take his place. How embarrassing.
Reasonably, he took a nap (literally, “overcome by weariness and sorrow, he soon fell asleep”), and had a vision of the Mother of God feeding him a scroll. When he woke up he was suddenly really goddamn talented at reading/singing and sassed himself right up to that pulpit and impressed the crappy 500 CE trousers off of everygodamnbody in the room. Get dat respect boi.
Upon viewing the original you may note that the levels of sass are not embellished upon in the slightest.
We’re still not sure why he’s on a floating piece of bacon.