i wasn’t sure how much beard you wanted so i drew a fe—

oh good lord


        “There’s a lot of sex going on,” says women’s soccer goalkeeper Hope Solo, a gold medalist in 2008. How much sex? “I’d say it’s 70 percent to 75 percent of Olympians,” offers world-record-holding swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be in London for his third Games. “Hey, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.”
        At the 2000 Sydney Games, 70,000 condoms wasn’t enough, prompting a second order of 20,000 and a new standing order of 100,000 condoms per Olympics.

The greatest, most insightful and most quotable article ever written.


Wanna play in this game of disguise

It’s a masquerade, a love parade. So won’t you stay and dance with me?