A study in body types, courtesy of me.

One essay down, now I just have the really difficult one to do next.  3000 word Ethics essay I’m taking you out!

Brittany Spears get out of my head I am trying to work on an essay, not hear “Hit Me Baby One More Time” on loop.

I say ‘fight me’ a lot for an out-of-shape 5’3” girl.

omgs this reminds me i brought back chocolates from holland i should eat them

Dude totally do that, but also feel free to send me some.

fancy Belgian chocolates c;

Oh my god yes.  I actually legit would do this in real life it is so good.  The only problem is I’d have hide it or it’d all get eaten pretty fast pff.  My parents had belgian chocolate stashes when I was a kid and would dole it out to us a little at a time and god damn.

u wud hoarde gay

Wow I wonder which one of my asshole friends this is.

Also yes.  100% accurate.  But then I’d also share the gay.   Share it all over.

Book Meme


Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just ones that have touched you. Then tag ten other folks etc. etc. you all know how this goes

(tagged by: kixboxer)

((I haven’t read a lot of books for fun in quite a while so I spent way too long on this just trying to think of books))

In no particular order:

  • Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien
  • The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
  • Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling
  • The Wee Free Men (Tiffany Aching trilogy) by Terry Pratchett
  • American Gods or Neverwhere by Neil Gaiman
  • Trickster’s Choice by Tamora Pierce
  • The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
  • Game of Thrones by George R. R. Martin (what’s with the abbreviations in this list pfft)
  • Howl’s Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones
  • The Fault in Our Stars by John Green

What I’ve realized from this list is how much fantasy I’ve read.  Hell yeah.

Tag: Whoever wants to do this aaaand homoslaviaashy-bashy, and @piratatomate which won’t tag for some reason

Spamano c;

who cooks normally?: Spain cooks more often of the two if they’re over at Spain’s house, but when they’re at Romano’s then he’s the only one allowed to cook in his kitchen.  Spain might cook occasionally in Romano’s kitchen, but only if Romano is also there to supervise.  He’s very possessive of his kitchen.  It’s his pride, his joy, his baby.

how often do they fight?: They bicker a ton, with mostly Romano instigating the arguments, but with Spain’s easygoing nature those arguments don’t tend to escalate into real fights that often.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Well they both are representations for their nations so they have a lot of paperwork and meetings.  But in their free times with Romano I’d say he’d spend his free time, cooking, sleeping, taking care of his personal garden, walking around and talking with his people, and reading.  He also plays games on his smartphone as while he doesn’t use a computer much, though he knows how to use one pretty well, he loves his smartphone.  Spain with his free time does a lot of gardening, he plays soccer with local kids, chats with neighbors and other people in the neighborhood (being a nation he knows all of their names, but even if he weren’t he’d still learn all of them anyways), hangs out with France and Prussia when they’re all free, and sleeps a lot too yeah. Both of them love their naps.

nicknames for each other?: Spain’s got all kinds of cutesy nicknames for Romano who hates them all.  Romano’s nicknames for Spain are pretty much all rude and shouldn’t be repeated in polite company.  If Romano wants to be sweet he’ll just use Spain’s human name.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: They take turns, but Romano’s perfectly happy having Spain pay whenever he can.

who steals the covers at night?: Oh man I feel like Romano would be more likely to be guilty of that I feel like he’d curl up and would take the covers with him while Spain takes up more space when he sleeps.  Unless they’re cuddling when they sleep in which case the covers don’t get moved around too much.

what would they get each other for gifts?: Spain gets Romano lots of small gifts like a tomato ring that Romano thinks are dumb or embarrassing, but still keeps in a drawer because he can’t quite force himself to actually get rid of them.  Romano gets Spain nice (Italian!) clothing or a nice bottle of wine or a watch cause he’s super classy.

who remembers things?: Romano remembers more things, though Spain’s pretty good about remembering the important stuff like anniversaries.  Romano will pretend like he doesn’t remember them in order to test Spain to see if he remembered.

who cusses more?: Guess.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Romano, if Spain got reaally hurt, would start crying and get very emotional and wouldn’t react well at all it’d have to be someone else to call an ambulance or else you’d have to give Romano a minute or two to get his brain well enough to work and even then he’d be hardly coherent over the phone.  If it were just some normal bruises, cuts, even broken arms, then he’d just tell Spain to suck it up and would treat it or take him to the doctor as necessary.

If Romano got hurt and it involved another person/nation then Spain would get piiiiiissed.  He’d be very attentive in helping Romano first get medical attention but then he’d go and confront whoever it was that hurt him, on purpose or not.  For regular booboos he’d be like ‘Here let Boss kiss it better’ and would be very sugary sweet about it all.

who kissed who first?: Tough call, depends on the AU for me haha, but for me for canon I’d say Romano cause of how oblivious Spain can be

who made the first move?: Again, depends on the scenario, I could see either of them making the first move, but if I had to pick one I’d go with Spain, even if he didn’t realize it.

who started the relationship?: Definitely Spain.  Romano would be more wary of being the one to start calling them dating because of his own nervousness over how much Spain actually likes him.

kidding, cecil and carlos

who cooks normally?: In my head Carlos is a pretty good cook, though he’s often so wrapped up in Science that Cecil ends up cooking a lot too

how often do they fight?: It’s a pretty rare occasion when they really fight, but I’d think they’d bicker about normal things a lot like wheat products and whether or not mountains or real… etc etc.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Carlos is practically married to science and Cecil’s busy being a radio broadcaster and well, being Cecil, they have plenty of things to do

nicknames for each other?: Perfect hair, Gorgeous, Beautiful, perfect, lovely Carlos (Carlos isn’t as much into goofy nicknames but he’ll jokingly call Cecil ‘honeybear’ to which Cecil swoons dramatically)

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: I’d think they’d pay equally

who steals the covers at night?: Cecil

what would they get each other for gifts?: Cecil would get Carlos a new festive labcoat that for some reason seems to be a little different each time he wears it and Carlos would get Cecil some less eye-burning clothing 

who remembers things?: Cecil, I think would be the one to remember all the little details, especially their anniversary.  I don’t think Carlos is a chronic forgetter, but he has a bad habit of getting caught up in things and thus forgetting something he was supposed to be doing.

who cusses more?: Neither really curse that much, but Carlos I suppose.  Cecil curses but he uses very specific Nightvale curses that are in some ancient language that everyone learns in elementary school that may or may not cause the cursee to lose their favorite pen

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: Cecil would be devastated, but he’d actually be pretty good at first aid, having been a scout.  It’d be some weird Nightvale first aid and Carlos would just wonder what the hell Cecil had used and why it has worked so well and so quickly.  Carlos is pretty good at dealing with booboos, but when it comes to actual serious injuries he’d just take Cecil to the hospital (unless Cecil explains to him how bad of an idea that is and redirects him to a better venue)

who kissed who first?: well this is actually canon, Carlos kissed Cecil

who made the first move?: Carlos made the first relationship move, but by golly Cecil wasn’t exactly shy in expressing his affection

who started the relationship?: I guess Carlos, but I think it was more of a case where it was obvious Cecil liked Carlos, so when Carlos asked him out there was no question he’d be up for it.  I think they probably had a chat a couple of dates in with Cecil being like ‘Soooooo do you want to fill out the couple registration paperwork or should IIIII?’