cryingmanlytears:

So I was listening to the Night Vale episode “The Phone Call” and I heard this part again:

"A balaclava-clad man wearing a mitre, cloak, and a giant silver star, and speaking through a vocoder — you know, the man we all believe to be the Sheriff of Night Vale? — announced this morning that all citizens should prepare their town for war."

and I was like what even is a balaclava, so I looked it up

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And I looked up what a mitre looks like and

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So in conclusion:

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This is the Night Vale Sheriff.

This is the leader of the Sheriff’s Secret Police.

binnimon:

wELL THAT’S DEFINITELY ONE WAY TO CATCH THE sNITCH

heroburger:

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BABU

HE’S TRYING TO MAKE A REFERENCE OMG SO CUTE

axel-roxasxiii:

gabrielsbutt:

feng-huang:

americasthoughts:

zamii070:

How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!

I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN

I KNOW IT CAP

SCREAMS

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a-goodnight-kiss:

This was based off of a few different posts U u U /unoriginal 

But I feel like I just summed up No.6 in one gif. 

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