thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

actualdemon:

My mom will never let me live down the score I made on my 6th grade Bible studies mastery test.

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pyrrhiccomedy:

leighpeigh:

Cats have not and will not be domesticated.

"Adapting to human civilization was such a mistake."

sanziene:

lord-kitschener:

viktordvornikov:

lord-kitschener:

mapsontheweb:

Proportion of EU, Norway, Iceland and Switzerland population living in households considering that they are affected by noise from neighbours or from outside

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To be fair, I once had German neighbors complain that I brush my teeth too loudly at night, so that might explain Deutschland’s numbers

Same goes for the Finns – they’re antisocial bunch, so stuff them into living community and they get spiteful.

so in other words Finns are like those fighting fish that you can’t put in a tank with other fish

I see Romania is number one, well I will like to take this time to explain why that is:
- because we are loud as fuck

scribblemynizzle:

my dad said this to me during yesterday’s match

queerwashing:

makingupachangingmind:

still no explanation?

he just really likes dogs let him live

cryingmanlytears:

So I was listening to the Night Vale episode “The Phone Call” and I heard this part again:

"A balaclava-clad man wearing a mitre, cloak, and a giant silver star, and speaking through a vocoder — you know, the man we all believe to be the Sheriff of Night Vale? — announced this morning that all citizens should prepare their town for war."

and I was like what even is a balaclava, so I looked it up

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And I looked up what a mitre looks like and

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So in conclusion:

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This is the Night Vale Sheriff.

This is the leader of the Sheriff’s Secret Police.

binnimon:

wELL THAT’S DEFINITELY ONE WAY TO CATCH THE sNITCH

heroburger:

LOOK AT THIS PRECIOUS BABU

HE’S TRYING TO MAKE A REFERENCE OMG SO CUTE

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